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via ophibell // originally sheikofthesheikah

sheikofthesheikah:

sheikofthesheikah:

my sister is doing an essay for her finance course about bitcoin and her introduction is basically defining currency and equal payments.

so i told her to add alchemy’s first law of equivalent exchange. she just sent me the essay to look over it and

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she fucking did.

GUYS

SHE GOT A FUCKING DISTINCTION FOR THIS ESSAY.

well

i guess it’s not technically plagiarism since she cited it………

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via d3dans // originally quailboyfriends
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via graphitetroll // originally meeplol
You Cannot Rest Here

feelinranty:

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

I love these new "type these words into your tags box and post the first tag that automatically pops up" thingies, so fun. Let’s do another one:

  • can’t
  • don’t
  • first
  • help
  • please
  • one
  • my
  • will
  • stop
  • get
  • honestly
  • I’m
Brass nails and why I have them.

stunningepiphanies:

brodingershat:

spacedyke:

anagrammaton:

ridgedog:

Ever since last night I’ve been getting a lot of questions about my brass fingernails. First of all. NO, they are not prosthesis. i have them for a specific reason.

Here’s what they look like:

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another view 

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HERE’s is the reason:

I bite my nails all the time. constantly, idly, without thinking.

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If you’re like me, and love giving back scratches, then having no nails is a problem:

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Here’s how chose to fix this problem:

Shoot bullet, collect casing.

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cut bullet.

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The bullets have a taper inside. we will want the broader side of the taper to be outward on our nails, and the thinner side against the rear of the nail so there is no jutting up of material when they are glued on. Here’s what that taper looks like, one cylinder is flipped over to show how thick it is at the base:

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clip, bend, and trim into a nail shape:

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sand for a fine (BUT NOT CUTTING SHARP) edge on the front and smooth edges.

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Glue with Krazy glue, it’s the best.image

it’ll dry quick. NOW TRY BACK SCRATCHES. LOOK AT THIS DIFFERENCE.

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Amazing. the nails will stay on for about a week at a time before working themselves loose, when that happens just scrape the glue off and reapply.

Unless you happen to have reached into the closet and snagged it on your shelves and broke the nail off on your pinky cuz holy god that hurt. reapply anyways.

Also these work as screwdrivers, knives and various other multi-tools at the tip of your finger, so that’s pretty rad. I don’t know how odd i should feel about having done this, but i must say; it’s handy as hell and really fun to have nails again.

OH, also you can shine them with “brasso” or something but screw that, I’ve tried that and they get mirror bright and really annoyingly shiny. not my thing.

excellent

this is some steampunk shit and i love it

Holy shit, this is literally the coolest thing I’ve read all day.

My first thought was, if Hannibal Chau were a woman he’d have these badass nails

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via graphitetroll // originally mttyshealy

hexgoddess:

mttyshealy:

LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOU R TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME: DIRTY WORD EDITION OK

  • fuck
  • shit
  • dick
  • no
  • hell
  • sex
  • damn 

      

What am I doing with my life good fuck

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via tearzah // originally silenthillnouta

wOW i reaLLY LIKE THESE OCs

i am not sure what they are doing but it looks good

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via jaffre // originally foervraengd

foervraengd:

Chicks with sideburns? aww yissss #art

wOW this is gorgeous

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via momunofu // originally strawberrypixelpie
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via iraya // originally beeblejuice

beeblejuice:

dont you :/ me you piece of shit